Check it out and post a review further down here if you think it is any good and legit, or if it is a scam or a fraud. Also, watch out for occasional discounts and free promos such, as downloadable pdf ebooks.
Product Teaser
Musings From Schlitterbahn
July 23, 2011
A few days ago my family and I spent the day at Schlitterbahn – also known as “The Hottest Coolest Time In Texas”. It’s a water park that’s been voted #1 in the country for 13 straight years.
Every time that we’ve gone, the plan has been to get there really early so we don’t have to wait in long lines in the sweltering heat to get on the rides. It finally occurred to me this time that everyone else is thinking the same thing, so there’s no real value to getting up early and rushing to get there.
My 15 and 12 year old daughters brought 3 of their friends who had never been there before.
Upon arrival, we went through our usual routine of getting a locker for our valuables and securing a covered picnic table where we could stash our coolers. That’s one of the coolest things… they let you bring your own food. You just put it under the table and nobody messes with it.
There is one small caveat. They search your cooler for glass and alcohol when you come through the door. Not that big of deal. At least you don’t have to subject yourself to an enhanced pat down by the TSA. Come to think of it, what does a terrorist in a swim suit look like?
Once settled, it was a bee line to the tower where you can choose to ride The Master Blaster, The Wolf Pack, or The Black Knight. The girls chose the Master Blaster even though the wait was 1 hour and 45 minutes. We chose the Wolf Pack because the wait was ONLY 45 minutes to an hour.
The Wolf Pack is kind of like 3 Men In A Tub with water pushing you down and around a fast curvy chute. I was facing backwards this time and got the benefit of hearing the screams and seeing the expressions on the faces of my wife and daughter.
After that, the girls all decided to explore things together and we decided to leisurely ride the Torrent River. It’s a circle of water about 5 ft. deep that winds around the park and has a strong current accompanied by small Tsunamis at various points for added thrills. Most people ride inner tubes provided by the park but you can go solo as well.
We kind of lost track of time and in our fun ended up going around a lot more times than I realized. That resulted in me actually getting a little sea sick from the jostling water and the heat. Nothing bad though, just a little uncomfortable. At that point it was around noon so we decided to stop and get something to eat. Isn’t food the cure for everything?
After lunch the girls headed to the original part of the park and we went to Boogie Bahn. I was still feeling a little sluggish so my wife found me a lounge chair that we strategically placed beneath a big oak tree. I decided to take a nap while she waded into the Crystal River. It’s similar to The Torrent River but without the Tsunami surges.
While trying to take a nap it occurred to me just how derned hot it was. I was in the shade with my cap over my eyes and I had to keep adjusting my cap just to breath. I felt like weanie on one of those hot dog rotisseries.
After about 45 minutes I got up and felt a lot better. It was at that point that I spotted the people next to me feasting on chocolate ice cream from a cornucopia disguised as a waffle cone. It was a signal from God that I needed some ice cream to be whole again.
So we set out looking for an ice cream oasis. We found one and I zeroed in on the mint chocolate chip. It really was what the Dr. ordered, me being the doctor of course and at that point I was completely revived. So I took advantage of one last ride in the original park before heading back to meet the girls. The ride was called Soda Straws. And if I don’t go down the Soda Straws when we go to Schlitterbahn… it’s as if we didn’t go at all.
Once back at the Torrent River concrete beach my wife and I put some beach chairs in the water to just relax and observe people having fun. So what did I observe?
A man...
You may also like
 |
Fat Loss Quickie To Boost Your Metabolism and Sculpt a Desirable BodyFrom: The Home Gym of Angie and Scott Tousignant Dear Unstoppable Friend, You are seconds away from tapping into some of the greatest fat loss strategies that are sure to transform your body and set you on the path to a lifetime of health & fitness success.These time-tested and proven fat loss strategies will help you:Build an UNSTOPPABLE mindset to overcome any obstacle or challenge that you may face during your fat loss journey. Save hours of wasted time in the gym. Bring the fun back into fitness! Add flavor to your diet... |
 |
Worlds Hardest Exercises Are You Looking for a Challenge? Whether you are a coach, trainer or drill instructor looking for ways to challenge your people or just someone who loves to work hard, World's Hardest Exercises is a must-read. This one-of-a-kind book details the most challenging exercises and workouts on the planet that are guaranteed to bring a whole new level of intensity to your training."Jim Kielbaso has successfully trained thousands of athletes in every corner of athletics. He has pushed some of the world's best athletes to the edge and back. Through his coaching career he has developed an... |
 |
Kettlebell Fat Loss Training and Most of All Produce Great RESULTS We Have You Covered with our No Stone Left Unturned Complete Alpha Kettlebell Fitness Program 8 Fast Action fat burning, metabolism cranking follow along kettlebell workout videos5+ Months of Rock Solid Kettlebell WorkoutsA 100% Sustainable Never Fails Fat Loss Nutrition7 Top Tier Fat Burning Accelerator Bonuses: that include MP3 audios and Cliff Notes with highlighting all of the crucial tipsTotally Body warm-up video that will have ready for any workout in just 5 minutesWeekly Live Broadcast Workouts: never get bored when you have access to our fresh... |
 |
Final Phase Fat LossMusicianNew YorkOh sure, there’s that whole bit about health and longevity. And sure, this program is also good for athletes looking to increase performance.The truth is, those things are all well and good, but let’s be honest—that’s not why you’re here. You’re here because you want to look better—a LOT better—than you do now.And I can help.But first, let me tell you a quick story.Having been a fat kid for a good part of my life, when I finally got in shape at the age of 19 I was determined to stay that way. I got lean and fit by learning everything I could about training and nutrition, and... |
 |
Ultimate Stair Exercises Improve your Flexibility Improve your Balance & Coordination I’ve used stair exercises for over 10 years to help condition myself, professional, college and high school athletes, company CEO’s, seniors, sedentary people, over weight people and many more. I’m actually pretty amazed that someone else didn’t write a book or create videos on the tremendous value of stair exercises. The reason I find it so amazing is because it’s used by elite professional athletes, Hollywood celebrities, company CEO’s and many more: Here’s a quick list of Celebrities that use Stair Exercises to... |
 |
Double Edged Fat LossThe Double Edged Fat Loss 2.0 NeuroFat Loss Workout System8 Done-for-You Fat-Blasting Doctor-Designed Neuro Fat Loss Workouts with Printable Workout Logs (Value $197)With the nervous system at the root of the programming, these doctor-designed workouts will have you losing fat faster than anything you’ve ever done before by drastically increasing the metabolic effectiveness of each and every set, rep, and exercise you do.Get ready to unleash the power of Neuro Fat Loss Training throughout your entire body as you experience the accelerated results that only strategic... |
 |
Female Fat Loss Over Forty L 23 ¼ R 23 1/4 L 21 ½ R 22 Loss – L 1 ¾ R 1 ¼ Total inches = 10 ½ Shawna, I just want to thank you for all of your support, your motivation, your nutrition and exercise tips and programs and for being my “guru” whenever I had questions. It means the world to me to know you are there “in my back pocket” and I am very excited about my middle years and all it has to offer because of my new found lifestyle. It just goes to show that if a person really wants to do something, really puts the effort in, things will happen and success will be there. Making fitness a very important part of... |
 |
Lose Weight By DancingYou CAN learn to dance!Most people try to shake their hips and booty using the wrong muscle groups.I’ll show you how to connect to your core muscles to access sexy, graceful hip and booty Macro Movements as well as “shaking everything your momma gave you” Micro Movements.“How to Shake Your Booty in 30 Days!” is perfect for beginning dancers or people who are already into dance and want to learn more.This Teaching Method has been tested with Hundreds of Beginning Dancers and I Know How to Break It Down For You.Here are what a few of my students have to say about my dance videos:“Your dance... |
 |
Defy Aging System<table><tbody><tr><td><p><strong>Read more Age Defying Workouts testimonials</strong></p></td></tr></tbody></table><dl><dt>FEATURES</dt><ul><li><table><tbody><tr><td>The 3 beginner workouts are not just for beginners, they're for everyone of all skill levels.Designed to ease you in to exercising (especially important if you've never worked out before), each beginner workout is made up of 6 dynamic warm-up stretches, 6 resistance exercises, short-burst cardio... |
 |
The Gymless Training System : Less Fat. More Muscle. No Gym“Giving up reinforces our sense of incompetence; going on gives you a commitment to success”George Weinberg No Gym? No Problem Welcome to Gymless.com, a website devoted to helping you improve your body composition, strength and fitness using simple and effective anytime, anywhere training methods! Searching through the blog and archives you will find many articles, workout tips and videos all designed to help you get the most from your training. The best way to keep up to date with all the latest content being added to the website is to subscribe to the Gymless.com Newsletter.To help you get... |
Pages
By The Numbers - Rankings, Stats and More
Release Date:2009-07-11ReviewCritical.com Sales Rank: #19621
Category Rankings:
#3294 in Exercise & Fitness
Price:USD 29.95
Refund Period: 60 days
Vendor ID:VFIT1
Charts
Suggest improvements hereTop Phrases
Report useless phrases here| Phrase | Count | Density |
|---|---|---|
| lose weight | 6 | 0.106 |
| heart disease | 5 | 0.088 |
| multiple muscle | 5 | 0.088 |
| immune system | 5 | 0.088 |
| aging process | 4 | 0.07 |
| laval university | 4 | 0.07 |
| forty featuring | 4 | 0.07 |
| burning zone | 4 | 0.07 |
| human growth hormone | 3 | 0.053 |
| oxygen debt | 3 | 0.053 |
Hosting Location
- Website: http://
- Server IP:
- Hosting server location :
- City:
- Region:
- Country:
- Zip:
-
Vendor Updates for Affiliates
Product description updates for affiliates (sales partners) by the owner. Usually short 1 sentence descriptions, with some stats focusing on the profitablitiy of the product trying to convince affiliates for promoting it.- 2012-01-14 : How To Ebook Based On University Studies On Burning Fat Up To 9 Times Faster Than Traditional Cardio Type Exercise While Strengthening Your Heart In An Hour Or Less Per Week. 70% Commission. Body Weight Exercises Make It Easy Even For People Over Forty.
Add new comment